I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
My bed smells like the plague
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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