what if I'm pregnant?
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she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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