found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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