The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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