Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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