I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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