I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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