She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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