Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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