She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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