also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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