Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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