I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Randomize
