i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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