I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
...
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
