that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
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