Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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