I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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