I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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