:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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