the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
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