First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
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