quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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