I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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