Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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