Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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