You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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