So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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