Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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