All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
