My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize