no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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