I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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