im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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