Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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