I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
It's shark week go big or go home
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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