my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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