Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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