it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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