i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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