We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
