who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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