guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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