Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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