This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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