11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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