I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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