You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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