last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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