Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Can you bring me the toilet please
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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