i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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