i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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