im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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