We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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