guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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