He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Randomize
